thebookofthebraindead:

Mythbusters is such a good show I mean it’s GLORIFYING SCIENCE AND CURIOSITY AND SHOWCASING HOW FUCKING COOL LIFE IS AND TESTING THINGS YOU TAKE AS TRUE AND TREATING EVERYTHING AS A CHALLENGE THAT CAN BE SOLVED IF YOU TRY HARD ENOUGH AND APPLY YOUR KNOWLEDGE AND THEY ARE SO EXCITED ABOUT THEIR JOBS AND THEY INJECT HUMOUR INTO IT AND EXPLAIN ALL OF THE SCIENCE THEY DO

like wow A+ role model show I hope it airs forever I love mythbusters

The sophomores stole a bunch of Mr. Meyer’s diet coke cans and made him a statue.

The sophomores stole a bunch of Mr. Meyer’s diet coke cans and made him a statue.

gohomebarbara:

I wish you guys could hear this horrible local radio commercial for Ramsey’s Diamond Jewelers. 

“Giiiiiiiirlfriend.”
“FIANCE.”
“Giiiiiiiirlfriend.”
“FIANCE.”
“Giiiiiiiirlfriend.”
“FIAAAaAAAaaaAAAAaaNCEEEEEE.”
“Well, fiance does have a nice ring to it.”
“Oh, that was clever.”
“What?”
“Fiance has a nice /ring/ to it? Fiance. RING??? We sell rings??? You did that on purpose!” 
“Oh, right! I did that on purpose!”

jfc

westbor0baptistchurch:

This will not make your blog ugly….

your selfies already do that

image

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

thelocalpaedo:

lizlet:

moderation:

fatmanatee:

dream job

dream look

dream name

dream man

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

lecavaliers:

kushdrinker:

it must get annoying living in the south with all those banjos constantly playing 

#It’d be fine if I didn’t keep tripping over my fifteen shotguns

I NEED THIS

I NEED THIS

Strippin’ this weekend.

Strippin’ this weekend.

optionallygrammatical:

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

Peeves and the Time They Didn’t Put Me in the Movie

simplifies:


q’d

simplifies:

q’d

oh-deir:

ACTUAL MESSAGE OF (500) DAYS OF SUMMER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES